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Elton is a Bengal cat. His owner autotuned his 'love me now' voice, and then did a Yass version. Maggie is a Saluki cross who has also been autotuned: a capella a tempo. And here's a cat fight. To clear your palate, here's the late Mishka the Husky (previously) singing better than Bieber.posted by Johnny Wallflower (24 comments total) 18 users marked this as a favorite

Mar 11, 2019 YouTuber Hosea Baker uploaded a video of his cats Zoe and Scarlett totally geeking out while watching a viral video of an autotuned cat. They jump, dive, and hiss at the computer in an attempt to. Feb 18, 2019 Bengal Kitten Introduction to adult cats - Part 1 - Duration: 8:23. The Cat Behaviour Channel 7,449,204 views. A man auto-tuned his cat's meowing, and the song is a viral hit now; A man auto-tuned his cat’s meowing, and the song is a viral hit now The video received a lot of reactions online, with some impressed by the musical abilities of the cat and demanding that he should be signed up by a record label soon. There's also a remix available now. Toxic without auto tune. Thor is a well-loved Bengal cat living in Belgium and taking the internet by storm because of his amazing stripes and spots. But when people see an animal like Thor, they don't realize that there's also a dark side to the demand for Bengal cats.

given a choice I would prefer to live in a world where all housepets are autotuned all the time.
so like if any of you has access to sinister superscience with which humans were never meant to tamper, uh, if you get a chance could you do me a solid and autotune all the pets?
posted by Reclusive Novelist Thomas Pynchon at 6:22 PM on February 20, 2019 [6 favorites]

the whispered yass kills me every time.
posted by lefty lucky cat at 6:31 PM on February 20, 2019 [10 favorites]

the whispered yass kills me every time.
posted by lefty lucky cat
Only nine times surely.
posted by srboisvert at 6:53 PM on February 20, 2019 [11 favorites]

I adore the autotuned cat, even if my elderly cat (Totoro) doesn't approve. He kept looking for the cat in my computer last night.
posted by Making You Bored For Science at 7:00 PM on February 20, 2019

My dog Shakedown don't need no AutoTune.
posted by dobbs at 7:56 PM on February 20, 2019 [7 favorites]

My dog Shakedown don't need no AutoTune.
THE BEST BOY
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 8:04 PM on February 20, 2019 [1 favorite]

The yass version provokes no response, but the autotuned version had both my cats running over about three seconds in, vigorously head-butting the phone out of the way to try to find the cat behind it.
posted by JiBB at 9:14 PM on February 20, 2019 [1 favorite]

I had a very musical cat when I was in high school. If you meowed at her using a pitch in her range, she would very often match pitch. She always walked in octaves and fifths on the piano. We also worked up duets of Billy Joel's 'Don't Ask Me Why' and Stephen Foster's 'Camptown Races.' The human singer would get up to a certain syllable, stop, and Signal the cat, who would meow on the right note.
Clumsy as a millipede with all left feet on broken stilts, and a nervous over-groomer, but definitely musical. We used to say that's what the M on her forehead stood for.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 9:20 PM on February 20, 2019 [10 favorites]

...Isn't this a double?
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 9:41 PM on February 20, 2019

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...Isn't this a double?
posted by EmpressCallipygos
Sssshhh! Do you want more poop posts? Because that's how you get more poop posts!
(eye twitches again like Chief Insp. Dreyfus)
posted by zaixfeep at 10:35 PM on February 20, 2019 [10 favorites]

The autotuned cat reminds me of the best commercial ever.
posted by Vesihiisi at 11:19 PM on February 20, 2019 [6 favorites]

Better x2 than #2..
And, at least it’s auto2ned pets!
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:04 AM on February 21, 2019 [1 favorite]

Welp, when I played that, Menhit woke up, jumped on my desk, stared intently at Elton, then started looking round the back of my iMac to see where the other cat was hiding.
So.
Pop music for cats?
posted by cstross at 4:35 AM on February 21, 2019

more artists need a hype man saying 'good girl'
posted by idiopath at 6:12 AM on February 21, 2019 [5 favorites]

I played the autotuned video for my pets the other night.. my cat didn't even flinch, she kept on what she was doing previously (slow blinking at me, making air biscuits). My miniature pinscher stopped what he was doing, trotted up to my phone, and did the head tilt thing, back and forth, until the phone stopped making those weird sounds.
posted by Fig at 6:56 AM on February 21, 2019

My youngest cat was also deeply disturbed by the autotune version, although to be fair, the other two did not care at all. Suspiciously, she is also the one who screams at me all the time about literally everything.
posted by Sequence at 7:24 AM on February 21, 2019 [4 favorites]

88 Lines About 44 Pets
posted by spitbull at 7:39 AM on February 21, 2019 [1 favorite]

...Isn't this a double?
posted by EmpressCallipygos
It’s just getting started.
posted by spitbull at 7:42 AM on February 21, 2019 [2 favorites]

Our local feline dictator-for-life's GET UP NOW thing would, I imagine, be quite resistant to auto-tune.
What he does is, he finds yesterday's newspaper, left on the floor next to the bed after last night's crossword-before-sleep session, and scratches it up. CRACKLE CRACKLE RIP RIP RIP CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE RIP CRACKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIP CRACKLE CRACKLE RIP RIPPPPPP RIIIIIIPPP CRACKLE RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP until ms. flabdablet can stand it no longer and gets up and feeds him.
When it's only me in the house, attempting this manoeuvre doesn't get him fed, it gets pillows hurled at him instead. He knows this. We understand each other very well. But she's a gentle soul and he takes liberties because cat.
posted by flabdablet at 9:46 AM on February 21, 2019 [2 favorites]

What he does is, he finds yesterday's newspaper, left on the floor next to the bed after last night's crossword-before-sleep session, and scratches it up.
I might have you beat. My parents used to sleep in a bed with an antique brass bedframe, and one of our cats learned how to tap the foot of the frame with her front paws and make the whole thing resonate.
bongbongbongbongBONGBONGBONGBONGBONGBONGBONGBONG!
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:46 PM on February 21, 2019 [5 favorites]

...Isn't this a double?
Sigh. The cat tweets didn't show up as previouslies when I was writing it. Mishka did, but I figured there was enough new material to cover for it. Now it turns out half of the links were posted before.
Maybe I should stick with poop.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 7:25 PM on February 21, 2019

Easily done; it's pretty sticky stuff.
posted by flabdablet at 7:50 PM on February 21, 2019 [3 favorites]

> Maybe I should stick with poop.
plz no i need your animal posts they're the only thing that keeps me going
posted by Reclusive Novelist Thomas Pynchon at 10:33 AM on February 22, 2019

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Someone should autotune a Ferrari.
posted by sjswitzer at 1:37 PM on February 24, 2019 [1 favorite]

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